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The Porno Reporter: Seymore Butt's Launches Bachelor Party Bus Service
As reported previously, one of adult's pre-eminent stars, Seymore
Butts, has put together a new side business catering to adults looking
to have a rolling party complete with adult film stars, strippers, and
all the trimmings for the ultimate get-together.
XXXposed Entertainment is a novel concept put together by Butts that
combines a deluxe touring bus, some alcoholic and non beverages, and a
bevy of beauties, including some of the top names in the adult industry
today.
As an inaugural launch of the Los Angeles franchise, Butts, via his
stunningly beautiful publicist April Storm, brought together a group of
adult industry journalists as well as camera crews from Playboy
Television and Showtime for a demonstration of the party-to-go.
We gathered at the well-known Eros Station in Van Nuys, CA where we
were introduced to our entertainment for the evening. Although the
XXXposed Entertainment website (www.xxxposedentertainment.com) list
some A-list names including a number of Butts' own Tushy Girls, we were
treated to lesser known performers as Annie Cruz and Memphis Monroe (as
well as two other girls who weren't quite as well known). Not that one
is complaining. Beggars can't be choosers, and it wasn't costing any
of us onboard anything. Besides, knowing the frugality of those that
cover the Industry and the fact that tipping would be slight, I guess
it is wise not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
After a quick photo session outside the bus, our group was loaded on
board and given some particularly cool schwag bags. Like children on a
playground, we looked to see what each other got and offered up trades
of our new gifts. With no two bags exactly alike, the offerings
included things like Seymore Butts toilet paper, wind up Cousin Stevie
dolls that give the winder the finger, assorted sex toys, lubes and
videos. If we had gotten nothing more than a tour of the bus and our
bag of goodies, we still would have been coming out way ahead.
But things got better still.
After digging through a very full cooler and passing around the
libations, we all took our seats and before we could fully take in the
top notch ambience of the bus (the decor rivals any of your better
local strip clubs with plush leather seats, fiber optic lighting weaved
throughout the walls and ceiling, cupholders complete with glassware,
and so on) we were immediately on our way.
Our MC host for the evening re-introduced our entertainers for the
evening as the music system kicked in and the girls started gyrating
and grinding for our pleasure. As many of us were well accustomed with
strip club etiquette we weren't initially sure of what to do. Were we
supposed to tip? Were we allowed to touch? Would we be guided as to
what was allowed or not allowed by our dancers? Being the resourceful
types that we were, we pretty much sat back, let the girls do their
thing, and proceeded to take pictures of our peers in compromising
positions (since it was a press event, we were allowed to bring along
cameras despite the rule listed on the XXXposed Entertainment website
disallowing them normally).
Despite the limited amount of room the girls had to work in, or maybe
because of it, the dancing was very high contact with lots of ass being
grinded into crotches and breasts being rubbed against faces. Your
mileage may vary, of course, but you might be fortunate to live in a
city like Los Angeles where the roads are filled with potholes and
cracks, providing an even more high-contact dance.
Half way into our trip, the bus stopped and on board came XXXposed's
figurehead, Mr. Seymore Butts to kick things up a notch. Butts had
another gift bag of goodies for our guest of honor for the evening
(Steve Nelson of AINews.com rang up a birthday the day before and stood
in for as the honoree of our moving revelry), and after a quick
interview with Playboy TV's hostess Ashley Blue, Butts moved to the
back of the bus and encouraged the girls to take the show=to the next
level. And that it did. The limited clothing that the girls were
wearing were now flying everywhere. The performers that couldn't find
a lap to dance on were soon on the floor providing some blistering girl-
on-girl action complete with vibrators provided by Butts and company.
Like anything this good, 90 minutes flew by in an instant and we were
soon back at the Eros Station parking lot and preparing to head on to
our prospective homes. You'd think that a jaded group of ink slingers
like us would be non-plussed by such debauchery, but you would be
wrong. This bustling bash truly lived up to its promise.
We weren't told of what it would cost to put together one of these
soirees for yourself, and it would probably vary depending on the
location, time required, number of partygoers, and especially the
number of performers (not to mention the name recognition factor of the
talent), but as someone that has had to put together a few bachelor
parties in his day, this is one event that will be very memorable for
anyone lucky enough to attend. And keep in mind that the bus is not
only available for bachelor parties. Birthday parties, divorce
parties, frat parties, fundraisers, graduations, and reunions are just
some of the different excuses for the party bus. And ladies, keep in
mind that Seymore has access to male talent as well, so the next time
you and your girlfriends want to say goodbye to the single life in
style, you know where to go.
For more information on scheduling your own XXXposed Entertainment bus
party, visit their website at www.xxxposedentertainment.com or call
them at 1-877-4XPOSED.
Special thanks to the lovely and wonderful April Storm at Pure Play
Media for remembering all us little people
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